Posted 13 hours ago

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

Posted 13 hours ago
untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

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hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

Posted 13 hours ago
lucky-acnl:

I MADE THIS AT 2AM AND FORGOT ABOUT IT AHAHAHA

lucky-acnl:

I MADE THIS AT 2AM AND FORGOT ABOUT IT AHAHAHA

Posted 13 hours ago

inigoh:

when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon

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Posted 13 hours ago

loveofleaves:

Preserve fresh herbs by freezing them with olive oil in an ice tray. When you’re ready to use them, simply drop cubes in a hot pan, and get cooking!

Posted 13 hours ago
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trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

Posted 13 hours ago

cutecrossiri:

aw, Brewster ヽ(´ω`)

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residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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